Ok, this is going to sound rather dark, but if you are going to show up looking like my most recent dates, please don't write; No dragging limbs, no dentures, no prosthetic privates, no missing bodily functions, no guys that have seizures offering me a half-eaten lunch from a brown paper bag for a date, no bad cases of psoriasis, and please, no weirdos with carnal knowledge of farm animals. (This has all really happened to me!)
And please look something like your photo! Using a photo that is 20 years old is NOT fair.
And if things don't work out, please don't threaten me or follow me around. Don't judge me by what kind of car I drive, don't pry into my finances, don't expect me to get freaky on the phone or the first date, don't ask me if my chest is endowed as well as your mother's is, and don't expect me to support you financially! (This has all happened too!)
I don't think you're "cool" if you're a balls-to-the-wall thrill-seeker, a mind-reading Reiki Master, have a fleet of fancy cars, or are a chocolate-covered millionaire with a fistful of new shoes. I've just been looking for someone real, feeling, fun and for me alone....if you dig having lots of women stored in your cell phone, or cataloged on your computer, get lost.
If you say in your ad that you're looking for women 18+.....then you aren't looking for a real relationship - and guess what? Real women will see that written in your ad, haul ass & leave you in the dust! (Mature and intelligent ladies tend to notice things like that.)
If all you want is temporary sexual relief, or a female toy, please don't act like you want a deep relationship.
